Happy Birthday Jas Min......(aka minapoh)
Anyway, Happy Halloween to the others..
Sorry la, no mood to write anything today..
The reason is b'coz I am having a really hard time trying to accept the fact that
I am lousy in Biology when it is actually my favourite subject...............
It is Halloween N I am reading 'TWILIGHT'.
Spooky....
I hope I am Bella...
B'coz Edward loves her so much(LOL)
By the way, I am sad today N rather moody too....
This is a piece of advice for myself:
Should you find yourself loss and pondering what life is all about,
Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity..
31 October 2008
who's in charge???
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge....
BRAIN...I should be in charge b'coz I can run all body functions.
BLOOD...I should be in charge b'coz I circulate oxygen for the brain.
STOMACH... I should be in charge b'coz I process food to the brain.
LEGS...I should be in charge b'coz I take brains wherever it wants to go.
EYES...I should be in charge b'coz I let the brains see where it's going.
ASSHOLE...I should be in charge b'coz I get rid of your waste.
All the other organs laughed and made the asshole mad. To prove his point,
the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days,
refusing to get rid of the waste..
Day1-Brain got terrible headache and cried out for relief.
Day2-Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.
Day3-Legs got cramps and became unstable.
Day4-Eyes became watery and vision became blur.
Day5-Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.
Day6-The other organs agreed to let ASSHOLE be in charge....
MoRaL Of The StoRy.......................
No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that
it is always the ASSHOLE that is in charge..
*Laughter is the best medicine...so, laugh...........haha...haha...haha
BRAIN...I should be in charge b'coz I can run all body functions.
BLOOD...I should be in charge b'coz I circulate oxygen for the brain.
STOMACH... I should be in charge b'coz I process food to the brain.
LEGS...I should be in charge b'coz I take brains wherever it wants to go.
EYES...I should be in charge b'coz I let the brains see where it's going.
ASSHOLE...I should be in charge b'coz I get rid of your waste.
All the other organs laughed and made the asshole mad. To prove his point,
the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days,
refusing to get rid of the waste..
Day1-Brain got terrible headache and cried out for relief.
Day2-Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.
Day3-Legs got cramps and became unstable.
Day4-Eyes became watery and vision became blur.
Day5-Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.
Day6-The other organs agreed to let ASSHOLE be in charge....
MoRaL Of The StoRy.......................
No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that
it is always the ASSHOLE that is in charge..
*Laughter is the best medicine...so, laugh...........haha...haha...haha
30 October 2008
It's me.....
The so-called Nerd!!!
Finally I have started blogging...
Here is a story to share...
Have you ever, at any one time, had the feeling that life is bad??
READ the following story.. it may change your views about life...
After a conversation with one of my distant uncles, he told me that despite taking jobs, he brings back barely 1k per month , he is happy as he is...
I wonder how he can be as happy as he is, considering he has to skimp his life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, a wife, 2 daughters and the many bills of household.
He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India that happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring India after a major setback.
He said that right infront of his very eyes he saw an Indian mother chop off her child's right hand with a chopper. The helplessness in the mother's eyes and the scream of pain from the innocent 4-year-old child haunted him till today.
You may ask why did the mother do so; had the child been naughty, had the child's hand been infected?? No, it was done for two simple words
.........................................~TO BEG~...........................................
The desperate mother deliberately caused the child to be handicapped so that the child could go out to the streets to beg.
Taken aback by the scene, he dropped a piece of bread he was eating half-way. And almost instantly, a group of 5 or 6 children swamped towards this small piece of bread which was covered with sand, robbing bits from one another. The natural reaction of hunger.
Stricken by the happenings, he instructed his guide to drive him to the nearest bakery. He bought about 100 loaves of bread to be distributed to the poor villagers. As he distributed the bread, he received cheers and bows from the unfortunate. For the first time in life, he began to tell himself how fortunate he is...
Now I begin to think and feel it, too! Was my life really that bad?? Perhaps no..
What about YOU ???
"CONTENTMENT is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how much you already have."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives..
(This is actually the story that I supposedly tell during a moral talk 2 weeks ago)
The so-called Nerd!!!
Finally I have started blogging...
Here is a story to share...
Have you ever, at any one time, had the feeling that life is bad??
READ the following story.. it may change your views about life...
After a conversation with one of my distant uncles, he told me that despite taking jobs, he brings back barely 1k per month , he is happy as he is...
I wonder how he can be as happy as he is, considering he has to skimp his life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, a wife, 2 daughters and the many bills of household.
He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India that happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring India after a major setback.
He said that right infront of his very eyes he saw an Indian mother chop off her child's right hand with a chopper. The helplessness in the mother's eyes and the scream of pain from the innocent 4-year-old child haunted him till today.
You may ask why did the mother do so; had the child been naughty, had the child's hand been infected?? No, it was done for two simple words
.........................................~TO BEG~...........................................
The desperate mother deliberately caused the child to be handicapped so that the child could go out to the streets to beg.
Taken aback by the scene, he dropped a piece of bread he was eating half-way. And almost instantly, a group of 5 or 6 children swamped towards this small piece of bread which was covered with sand, robbing bits from one another. The natural reaction of hunger.
Stricken by the happenings, he instructed his guide to drive him to the nearest bakery. He bought about 100 loaves of bread to be distributed to the poor villagers. As he distributed the bread, he received cheers and bows from the unfortunate. For the first time in life, he began to tell himself how fortunate he is...
Now I begin to think and feel it, too! Was my life really that bad?? Perhaps no..
What about YOU ???
"CONTENTMENT is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how much you already have."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives..
(This is actually the story that I supposedly tell during a moral talk 2 weeks ago)
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